Stick It to the Stickman Achievement Guide

The 26 Stick It to the Stickman achievements Steam shows with global unlock rates, their conditions, player tips, and the rarest ones.

Steam's global achievement page for Stick It to the Stickman reports 40 achievements (23 rare) as of 2026-10-18. The public list shows 26 achievements with global unlock percentages, and those are the ones this guide covers. Each row below gives the Steam condition, the unlock rate on that date, and player-reported notes where the wording is vague. As of 2026-10-18, the public list on Steam's global achievements page does not name the other achievements, so this page does not guess at them.

Conditions and percentages are from that Steam page. The route notes are from gacheman_'s Steam guide, "Guide to all achievements in Stick It to the Stickman", a player-written guide posted in August 2025 and updated on 24 September. Treat those notes as player experience, not official instructions.

The 26 achievements at a glance

Achievement	Steam condition	Global unlock (2026-10-18)	Player notes
You can't fire me, I quit	Defeat your boss to become your boss	91.3%	Beat the rooftop boss for the first time.
Going public	Become listed on the Stockmarket	85.1%	Beat that boss a second time.
Learn to drive	Get your Driver's license	74.4%	Reach the exchange level shown and finish the training.
Oriented	Work a day shift at the Fulfillment Center	68.8%	Reach the exchange level where the Fulfillment Center opens, then play a shift.
up the corporate ladder	climb 100 ladders	63.1%	The guide calls these "stairs"; the official condition says ladders.
We only come out at night	Work the Night Shift	41.6%	Reach the exchange level shown and play Night Shift with any character.
Fight with both hands behind my back	Watch a ranked Cage Fight	22.5%	Reach the exchange level shown and complete the training that opens ranked Cage Fights.
Bustin' your M-nut	Make 1 million dollars	18.7%	—
un-fired	Extinguish the fire on a burning coworker	14.9%	Pick the Task Dodger, max the paper airplane to get a fire extinguisher, then extinguish a burning coworker. A co-op partner with a fire attack makes it easier; Cage Fights with a cigar and extinguisher are also reported.
Windows Update	Defenestrate 100 coworkers	14.8%	—
Color profiling	Evade the police by spraying your whole body a different color	14.2%	Get the police on you (the guide suggests taking the police car and killing an officer), then go through the auto repair shop.
What a beautiful neighbourhood	Gentrify 10 times in the City Map	14.1%	—
Red-gicide	Destroy all the wooden CEO cutouts in the city	13.9%	Clear Night Shift once, break the five red cutouts that appear in the city, then follow the phone marker and eliminate the marked stickmen in hats.
Hold it in!	Win a run with a full bladder	13.7%	—
Generational Pain	Kick 1000 coworkers in the balls	13.5%	—
The smartest orphan	Complete Company History Month	12.7%	—
Fists of retrenchment	Perform 100 consecutive punches	11.7%	Land 100 punches without another attack; the guide recommends the "weeb" character with maxed Karate Punch and says other moves reset the count. It also describes finishing a boss on the streak, but the official condition only asks for 100 consecutive punches.
Forbes 100	Defeat all the CEOs in Cage Fight	8.9%	—
Feet of Retrenchment	Perform 100 consecutive kicks	7.6%	—
Wow, so much content	Use 100 different moves	7.5%	—
I hate Tuesdays	Defeat the final boss of Foreign Manufacturing	6.7%	—
Guns don't kill people	Fire 100 guns in one run	5.4%	—
You are better than Elon Musk	Defeat the final boss of Neurolink	4.5%	—
Off the spectrum	Have 10 Mindpowers at once	4.2%	—
Where it is due	Beat the Credits	3.0%	—
An arm and a leg	Dismember 1000 coworkers	2.5%	—

Stick It to the Stickman Which achievements are hardest?

Which achievements are hardest?

By the 2026-10-18 global unlock rates, the rarest five are An arm and a leg (2.5%), Where it is due (3.0%), Off the spectrum (4.2%), You are better than Elon Musk (4.5%), and Guns don't kill people (5.4%). Rarity is not the same as mechanical difficulty: An arm and a leg is a 1,000-dismemberment grind, while Guns don't kill people is a one-run constraint.

The long-tail tasks are the 1,000-count achievements (Generational Pain, An arm and a leg), the 100-count tasks (Windows Update, up the corporate ladder, Wow, so much content), and the streak achievements (Fists of retrenchment, Feet of Retrenchment). According to the community guide, a different attack can reset the punch streak, so keep the chain clean if you are going for Fists of retrenchment.

Watch the wording

Some community guides translate or paraphrase achievement names. Use the Steam wording when matching a target: up the corporate ladder is climb 100 ladders, and Fists of retrenchment is 100 consecutive punches. If a guide adds a boss kill to the punch achievement, that is extra to the official condition. The same applies to un-fired and Red-gicide, where the official text is broad and the player routes fill in the steps.

Stick It to the Stickman FAQ

FAQ

How many achievements does Stick It to the Stickman have?

Steam's global achievement page header says 40 achievements (23 rare) as of 2026-10-18; its public list shows 26 with unlock rates, and those are the ones covered here.

Which Stick It to the Stickman achievement is rarest?

On 2026-10-18, An arm and a leg is lowest at 2.5%, followed by Where it is due at 3.0% and Off the spectrum at 4.2%.

How do I unlock Fists of retrenchment?

Land 100 consecutive punches. A community guide recommends the "weeb" character with maxed Karate Punch and warns that other attacks reset the streak.

Why do some guides give different achievement names or conditions?

Community guides paraphrase or translate. For example, up the corporate ladder is climb 100 ladders, and Fists of retrenchment is 100 consecutive punches, not a punch count plus a separate boss kill.

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